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• Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!
• Jesus never carried a gun -- they hadn't been invented yet.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
• .. Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Some people have a lot of vanity. They say, "I only wear glasses when I drive.
  If you only need glasses when you drive, then drive around with a prescription windshield!...
• Scientists have invented a love drug, but it only works on bugs.
• You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.
• If you need a physician, employ these three: a cheerful mind, rest, and a temperate diet.
• Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
  Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....