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• Carnegie Hall! What the fuck are we doing here? -- Frank Zappa '71
• If children knew what their parents were really like, they'd kill them in their sleep.
  -- Frank Zappa...
• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• If it sounds GOOD to YOU, it's bitchen; and if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. -- Frank Zappa
• Enforced recreation live on stage in London ... I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow.
  .. -- Frank Zappa, "You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore...
• In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -- Frank Zappa