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• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. -- Grandpa Charnock's Law
• Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]...
• If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly. Ashleigh's First Law
• Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
  -- Mark Twai...
• You better learn it fast, you better learn it young, because 'someday' never comes.
  -- John Fogerty...
• If you can't learn how to do it well learn how to enjoy doing it poorly.
  -- Brilliant's Law of Limited Ambitio...
• Never learn to type. If you do, someone will ask you to do it.