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Young Farmer With 100 Acres Would Be Pleased To Hear From Young Lady With Tractor.
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Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with
tractor. Please send photograph of tractor.
Related:
My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.
SFTT: Strip Form Tractor Teeth
Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre verses of the young man she is in love with.
-- Moore...
Mr. Worf, lock a tractor beam on that Tagline and bring it in.
Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling.
The difference between prose and poetry. For example
"There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
There was a young lady from Venus. Whose body was shaped like a - -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.
2...
You may be redneck... if you drive a tractor to the grocery store.
You may be redneck... if you drive a tractor to the liquor store.