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You No Sooner Get Your Head Above Water But What Someone Pulls Your Flippers Off.
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You no sooner get your head above water
but what someone pulls your flippers off.
-- Stock's Observation
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Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
Life consists in this. You no sooner get your head above water when someone flushes and it all starts over again.
If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
Get off your ASCII.