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  -- Stock's Observatio...
• Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
• IEEE -- what you say when you're taking a hot shower and someone flushes the toilet.
• Share and enjoy, Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or Girl by your side
  let your pal be your guide, And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or Grinds when it moves and give you no joy, When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat, [never was sure about that line....
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
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• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
• When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large.
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• What a change a few years makes. A kid who won't allow water to go above his wrists suddenly starts taking two showers each day, each of which lasts over a half hour.