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Doing A Little Work Around The House. I Put Fake Brick Wallpaper Over A Real Brick Wall, Just So I'd Be The Only One Who Knew.
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Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real
brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm
gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real."
-- Steven Wright
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My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
I brake for brick walls.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -- Steven Wrigh
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach.
..it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here?...
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction....
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction....