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• YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH!
• A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #53...
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
  -- Muhammad Ali...
• Mothers mold the children's minds. Some of you have done well.
  There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around. -- Norm Crosby...
• Tomato paste - what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
• You say potatoe, And I say potato. You say tomatoe, And I say tomato.
  Potatoe, potato, Tomatoe, tomato. Let's go be the Vice President......