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• Your government is here to help you.........NOT!!!!!!!!
• I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you.
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• 1) The check is in the mail 2) Of course I'll respect you in the morning 3) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
  -- The three least credible sentences in the English language...
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• Not enough mail??? Here, let me help.
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• 1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit. (3) The Mercedes is paid for.
  (4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going to call you....
• The greatest lies of all time: (1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit.
  (3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in the mail....