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• Remind me to tell you sometime about the concept of the human ego.
• This guy was puffing his cigar in my petite flower face!
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  -- Judy Tenuta...
• Memories of you remind me of you. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• Eager to know the result of a physics exam he had taken, my brother asked his teacher, "How far am I from making an 'A' in this course?
  Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?...