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You're Not Gonna Believe This. I Saw A Murder. I Got There Five Minutes After It Happened.
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You're not gonna believe this. I saw a murder. I got there five minutes
after it happened. Apparently, from what I saw, the body fell onto a chalk
line exactly the same shape.
-- Howie Mandel
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