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You're So Stupid You Can't Read A Scrabble Tile Without Moving Your Lips!
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You're so stupid you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips!
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Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
-- Penn Jillette...
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
You're so stupid you have to use a bookmark to read a bumpersticker.
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
)) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
The wind is so strong you have difficulty moving.
Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?