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You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup
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Would you like some syrup with that WAFFLE Mr. Clinton?
There is no revenge so sweet as forgiveness.
Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
.. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
A woman's like a waffle. You want to get one good and warm before you pour the syrup to her.
A night of love is so sweet and hard to find.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
Marge: [making up a batch of pancakes] Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.
Homer: [pouring syrup on a newly minted stack of pancakes] Yeah, syrup is better than jelly....