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You're too fat in the first place, you know it's true. You're too fat in
the second place too.
-- Homer Haynes
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Too many cookies will make you fat!!!
If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.
James A. Garfield, US Preside...
It is good to see you again. You are still too fat, K'mpec.
-- K'mpec and Kahlest, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2...
Too bad, Bob , but you know too much.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas. [reads screen] "Pressure too high?
"Tank must be shut down manually?" [to drinking bird] Oh, stupid bird!...
Being too drunk to fish is like being too fat to bowl - impossible.
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.