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• There is a God, but He drinks" -- Blore
• There is a God, but He drinks -- Blore
• I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks.
  But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. -- Ogden Nash...
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• He that drinks fast, pays slow. -- Ben Frankli
• He that sips of many arts, drinks of none. -- Fulto
• Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup