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• To shave the heads of the crew of the Enterprise; to baldly go where no man has gone before...
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
• The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle "hair restorer.
  He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it!...
• Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
• A little rule, a little sway, A sunbeam in a winter's day, Is all the proud and mighty have Between the cradle and the grave.
  -- John Dyer (1700-1758) -- Grongar Hill, Line 88...
• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
• If nuclear, therefore it must be bad; Denounce such power with a protest squeal.
  The scientists made it (surely they're all mad), It's better not to think and just to feel....
• Those people who go to psychiatrists ought to have their heads examined!
• At whose sight all the stars Hide their diminish'd heads.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book iv, Line 34...