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Chicken Heads Are The Chief Food Of Captive Alligators.
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Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
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zapped adj. Spicy. This term is used to distinguish between food that is hot (in temperature) and food that is spicy-hot.
For example, the Chinese appetizer Bon Bon Chicken is a kind of chicken salad that is cold but zapped...
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom.
I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads....
Many alligators will be slain, but the swamp will remain.
zapped: adj. Spicy. This term is used to distinguish between food that is hot (in temperature) and food that is *spicy*-hot.
For example, the Chinese appetizer Bon Bon Chicken is a kind of chicken salad that is cold but zapped...
Baby's heads have no hair, Old men's heads are just as bare
Between the cradle and the grave, Lies a haircut and a shave....
Help! I'm being held captive by my modem!
PRO: Not having to eat shit food like at Burger King, and other scum joints.
CON: No more shrimp, steak, lobster, Big Mac's, Chicken mc nuggets, and other delicacies to eat....
Alligators have the right idea. They eat their young. -- Eve Arden (in Mildred Pierce)
John the Baptist after poisoning a thief, Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly, Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry....