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Your Girlfriend Is The Kind Of Woman You Could Fall Madly In Bed With.
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Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
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She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
Could be you're crossing the fine line A silly driver kind of.
..off the wall You keep it cool when it's t-t-tight ....
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
May your sister fall hopelessly in love with another woman.
You are such a good salesman, you could sell a double bed to the Pope.
May you spend eternity pissing your bed.