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• Tagline access denied!
• Access denied---nah nah nah nah nah!
• Coffee line forms here. Take a number.
• RANDOM: as in number, predictable. as in memory access, unpredictable.
• Random, n: as in number, predictable. as in memory access, unpredictable.
• Dolly Parton has vehemently denied having any plans to endorse a new line of bras for country girls called Hiccups.
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• permission denied
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They aren't certain, everytime they do the math, they get a different number....