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• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
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• But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault line between this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks.
  Professor "In theory, it could work." -General "In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous....
• The Government instituted forms on which to order other forms, to cover the difficulty of what to do in the event you run out of forms to use in your regular work.
  You go and get a form to order more forms. And yes, you guessed it, there is a form to order forms to order forms to order forms to order forms....
• The freedom to make mistakes makes for the better forms of creativity, but creativity varies inversely with the number of mechanics trying to solve the problem.
• Here thou, great Anna! whom three realms obey, Dost sometimes counsel take--and sometimes tea.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock, Canto iii, Line 7...
• Living here in Rio, I have lots of coffees to choose from.
  And when you're on the lam like me, you appreciate a good cup of coffee....
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!
  ! Take me to Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...