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• My species domesticated your species [picture of cat's face]
• Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.
• Honor diversity: it's required by law.
• Longevity, like intelligence and good looks and health and strength of character, is largely a matter of genetic heritage.
  Choose your parents with care. -- Edward Abbey...
• Your species is self-destructive. -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3
• You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!
• You possess an unhealthy diversity of interests.
• The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets.
  Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countenance....