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• The real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around in front every time you want to kiss her.
• If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
• Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you.
  ...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours....
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
  ? -- Eric, AGE 6...
• I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said, "Okay.
  But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a bath in a month....
• And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lip
  to have questioned her, that she might have opened them...
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam