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• When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
  He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
• It takes two to make a marriage: a girl and her mother.
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -- Joey Adam
• A Millet man tried to have his marriage voided when he found out her father didn't have a license for his shotgun.
• When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to reform him, it is not marriage
  it is a sign that two idiots have met....
• Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth!
  Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her! Home...
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....