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• Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (-- not even in the game).
• Doctor, doctor, I dreamt last night that I was a deck of cards.
  ' 'Sit down there, I'll deal with you soon'...
• Ross Perot - one marble shy of a full deck.
• Two suits short of a full deck (a half-wit).
• Missing from his deck altogether.
• Life is like a poker game. You deal or are dealt to.
  It includes skill and luck. You bet, check, bluff and raise....
• 0112 Ever drop a card deck? 0113 ... Did you successfully put it back together?
  0114 ... Without looking? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken.
  And he is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears....
• About the only thing you should be able to say about a Catholic priest is that his father wasn't one.