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• Last night I dreamt I had insomnia!
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I imagine you have orders to destroy me. Doctor, Wheel in Space