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You Show Me An American Who Can Keep His Mouth Shut And I'll Eat Him.
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You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him.
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.