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• Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
  Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
  -- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
  Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge...
• Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
  HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
• Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
  Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...
• Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
  -- Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Homer: I'll build him a doghouse. [starts sketching] Marge
  Oh, I don't know... Homer: Don't worry, I just drew up a little blueprint....