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Have You Seen The Latest Japanese Camera? Apparently It Is So Fast It Can Photograph An American With His Mouth Shut!
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Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is so fast it can
photograph an American with his mouth shut!
Related:
You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him.
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_...
Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
SMILEY :-O>-o smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
Ooh Baby, just you shut your mouth.
Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
That was so fast, can you show me one more time? -- Troi
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