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• Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baski
• You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
  -- Heathcote William...
• When Harry Met Sally When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
  --Billy Crystal...
• You spend the first half of your life wondering if people will purchase the services you have to offer.
  The second part of your life is spent wondering if those who purchased the services you offered will ever get around to paying for what they purchased....
• Life is a bizarre thing. First you spend it running from childhood, then you spend the rest of it trying to get back.
  -- Ravenous Tenebrosity...
• A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there *for the rest of your life*.
  -- Jim Samuel...
• Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...