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You've Caught An Even Atom Tan.
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You've caught an even atom tan.
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Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
You can get a nice tan early in a Nuclear winter.
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea?
Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you....
Oregonians don't tan, they rust.
Washingtonians don't tan, they rust.
Why are there no tan M&M's?
If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
It's only cheating when you get caught!
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.