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You've Really Worked Out Your Banter, Haven't You. Not Really - This Is A Different Thing.
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You've really worked out your banter, haven't you.
Not really - this is a different thing. It's spontaneous and it's
called 'wit'.
-- Mr Pants and Edmund : Money
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Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
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'Gloaters'...you really are a prat, aren't you Percy. -- Edmund : Head
If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
If you can actually count your money then you are not really a rich man. -- Paul Getty
You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
The moment you have worked out an answer, start checking it.
It probably isn't right. -- Edmund C. Berkeley...
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' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
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Peg: "Is that money in your pants, Al, or are you just.
..well, let's face it, we both know it's money....