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• GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
  GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD #2...
• ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
  ! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
• JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
• FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
  SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FIRST HEAD: All right! All right! We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BEDEVERE: How do you know so much about swallows? ARTHUR
  Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know....
• MICHAEL PALIN PLAYED