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You Will Remember That You Forgot To Take Out The Trash When The Garbage Truck Is Two Doors Away.
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You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when
the garbage truck is two doors away.
-- Murphy's Law No. 35
Related:
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...
Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.
Remember Gummidge's Law and you will never be found out.
TOG: Take Out Garbage
'Satisfaction Guaranteed or double your trash back.' -- Seen on the back of a Denver garbage truck
Beware of the "Black Swan" fallacy. Deductive logic is tautological
here is no way to get a new truth out of it, and it manipulates false statements as readily as true ones....
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. -- Murphy's Law No. 22
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.