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You Will Visit Some Faraway Land That Has Long Been In Your Waking Thoughts.
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You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
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Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to the problem of pleasing men.
Some are married. -- Emma Lee...
If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your complexion has turned pale from being constantly irradiated by the monitor.
TODAY: A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...someone sticks a Post-It note on your screen and you try to lower it behind some other windows.
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.