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• Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
• CURIOSITY, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind.
  The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul....
• A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
• Purity is the feminine, truth the masculine, of honor. -- Hare
• It's always better to be a smart ass, than a dumb ass.
• An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold. Romanian Proverb
• The higher a woman's IQ, the more she is likely to be masculine in outlook.
• QUILL, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass.
  This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence....