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• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• The sooner and in more detail you announce the bad news, the better.
• Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
  The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory....
• Bad news travels fast.
• I have a soul that like an ample shield Can take in all, and verge enough for more.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Don Sebastian, Act i, Sc. 1...
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• The biggest step you can take is the one you take when you meet the other person halfway.
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
  "The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....