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Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese -- YUM YUM !!
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Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese -- YUM YUM !!
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he HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequed OYSTER!
Yum! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken.
-- Yum, Marge, "A Milhouse Divided...
Now Eating: Cream Cheese,green olives on bagle.
How about a cheese flavored cigarette? Anyone for a filtered Cream Light100?
Now that Philip Morris owns Kraft Cheese, will we get a menthol flavored Philadelphia Cream Cheese?
Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!
!... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!...
Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....
ABATTOIR A location where carnivores like myself can go to see the full reality of the slaughter of defenceless little sheepie
piggies and other animals unfortunate enough to be farmed for their delicious rumps (and other bits)....
In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
(chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...