Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed
with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!... Oh BOY!! I'm
about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG
soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! .. Let's see..
Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS
fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!!
For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS
on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
