Goto, N.: A Programming Tool That Exists To Allow Structured Programmers To Complain About Unstructured Programmers.

Goto, N.: A Programming Tool That Exists To Allow Structured Programmers To Complain About Unstructured Programmers.

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Goto, n.:
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard

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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard...
Real Programmers think structured programming is a Communist plot.
BASIC programmers GOTO it.
Structured programmers DO it OD.
PASCAL programmers are better structured.
C programmers do it in a structured manner.
Structured programmers do it repeatedly or else.
Bug, n.: An aspect of a computer program which exists because the programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he wrote the program.
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. -- Ray Simard...