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• I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
• I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer.
• I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am no
  or ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people...
• I vent, therefore I am. -- Dennis Mille
• I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxxvii, 25
• I never heard of a 'sword of party member slaying'. -- Famous Last Word
• When I was a little boy, I had but a little wit, 'Tis a long time ago, and I have no more ye
  Nor ever ever shall, until that I die, For the longer I live the more fool am I....
• I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
  -- Rob Pike, on X. Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be gone in two years....