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• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
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• We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
  Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
  Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....
• There are two things John and I always do when we're going to sit down and write a song.
  First of all we sit down. Then we think about writing a song. -- Paul McCartney....
• I disapprove of the F-word, not because it's dirty, but because we use it as a substitute for thoughtful insults, and it frequently leads to violence.
  What we ought to do, when we anger each other, say, in traffic, is exchange phone numbers, so that later on, when we've had time to think of witty and learned insults or look them up in the library, we could call each other up...