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• In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
• I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
• I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
  -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82...
• If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
• A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
  -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901....
• It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
  -- real standing law in California, United States of America...