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• Lisa: See? Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man.
  I guess she was right. Homer: You're _both_ right....
• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• In just seven days, I can make you a man! -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show [ (and seven nights.
  ..) Ed.]...
• Strong are her sons, though rocky are her shores.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book ix, Line 28...
• No man is an island, but in the bathroom urination.
• Each man is led by his own liking. Virgil
• Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
  [looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is!...
• Announcer: We now return to "Search for the Son". Woma
  According to Daddy's will, _I_ inherit the entire plantation....
• doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two any more.
  I had to choose between a grad student at the university and a scary-looking hobo....