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  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...
• Ashley: You grabbed me in the car! Homer: Oh, that.
  No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants....
• Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, huh?
  Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
  Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?...
• Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
  Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers....
• Lisa: See? Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man.
  I guess she was right. Homer: You're _both_ right....
• doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two any more.
  I had to choose between a grad student at the university and a scary-looking hobo....
• Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
  [looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is!...