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• Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none." -- Shakespeare
• Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none. -- William Shakespeare
• Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
• As happy as if he had brains.
• If he had brains, he'd take them out and play with them.
• But Shakespeare's magic could not copied be; Within that circle none durst walk but he.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- The Tempest, Prologue...
• Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
  Bart: Is it a Bible story? Homer: Yeah, probably....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....