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• Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing.
  You got the water balloons? Bart: [salutes] Two hundred rounds, sir....
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• Bart, you say butt kisser like it's a bad thing!
  -- Homer in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• It's a classic Pinzer maneuver; it can't fail against a bunch of ten-year-olds!
  -- Herman in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• Marge: "Bart, you love your sister, don't you?" Ba
  Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer....
• Bart: "I think this guy's a little crazy." Grandpa
  General Patton was a little crazy. This guy's totally out of his mind!...
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General