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• Bart: You know, there are names for people like you.
  Lisa: No there aren't. Bart: Teacher's pet! Apple polisher!...
• Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
  Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....
• Don't have a cow, Homer! -- Bart, from The Simpso
• Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?
  Herman: "Err, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above', but I guess that'll do....
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
  .. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing!...
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• It's a classic Pinzer maneuver; it can't fail against a bunch of ten-year-olds!
  -- Herman in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...