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• I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh