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It used to be said "As American as apple pie." Now, thanks to the NRA, we can say "As American as an AK-47.
Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.
That's why they jazzed it up." -Leela "Boring?...
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmo...
When you pass up that third helping of Apple Pie, it is a sign that you are beginning to take your diet seriously!
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmo...
Today's all-American boy eats both Mom's apple pie and the girl next door.
Marge: Careful of the apple pie on the seat. Abe
Uh-oh! Marge: Grampa, are you sitting on the pie? Abe: I sure hope so. -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
Man: Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. This man is an illegal alien!
Burns: That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie....