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  Bart: Been there, done that. Lisa: I hope it's a girl....
• It used to be said "As American as apple pie." Now, thanks to the NRA, we can say "As American as an AK-47.
• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.
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• I Was an Incubator Baby and She Was the Girl Next Door. -- Harry Ruby
• Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
• Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese. [Takes the stack to the table and sits down] Sixty four.
  ..[eats it] Sixty three...[eats it] [Next morning] Two....
• Hawaii is as American as apple poi.